Spitting Rhymes with the Wind: Thomas D on Aging and Hip-Hop
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Aging brings its own set of challenges and struggles, according to Thomas D. - Fed up with the process of aging: A personal perspective
Veteran Hip-hop artist Thomas D, aka Old Man Hypnotize, candidly expresses his gripes with the realities of aging in today's scene. "I'm straight-up ill about getting old," this 56-year-old artist from Hamburg confesses in the German edition of "Playboy." "Sleepless nights, dwindling strength, and packing on the pounds every year — it wasn't like this back in the day. Hell, I'd hit the gym harder than Arnold Schwarzenegger used to, but now I'm stuck doing yoga. More geriatrics than rock 'n' roll, if you ask me!"
It seems the rest of his Fantastic Four crew feels the same: "The other three, Smudo, Michi, and And.Ypsilon, have been complaining about the ravages of time for almost two decades," Thomas D jokes, referring to the four original Stuttgart natives in German hip-hop who've been performing together under that name for 36 years. Suitable for the mainstream and pioneers of their genre, the band continues to defy the sands of time against all odds.
Defiant in the face of age, the band plans to keep on keeping on. "That's why I've established the Fanta Law, stipulating that we can never disband. I've officially decreed it — the band lasts as long as I, the merciless dictator, say so! If anyone considers jumping ship, I've got a bridge-out prepared. 'Bye-bye, pal, and here's the exit. We'll just fill your shoes with a younger, fitter, and better-looking replacement.' We might be getting old, but we're never gonna give up our vainglory."
- Thomas D
- Veteran Hip-Hop Artist
- Hamburg
- Aging
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
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As a veteran rapper reaching middle age, Thomas D's concerns about the rapid passage of time and its physical tolls on his body are understandable. These themes tend to resonate with many artists over the course of their careers, leading them to reflect on their experiences, adapt their lifestyles, and weave discussions of health into their lyrics. In modern hip-hop, age-related topics are gaining more recognition as artists Francisco Media and Pusha T have released introspective albums airing their thoughts on the music industry, mortality, and loyalty to their craft.
- The Commission, in light of Thomas D's concerns about aging, might consider incorporating scientific research on health-and-wellness, including the effects of aging and potential methods for counteracting them, into their proposal for a directive on the protection of workers from the risks related to exposure to ionizing radiation.
- As science continued to advance and our understanding of the aging process grew, veteran hip-hop artist Thomas D and his Fantastic Four crew might find solace in the knowledge that aging doesn't necessarily mean an end to their success in the music industry, just as Arnold Schwarzenegger, despite his advanced age, remains a prominent figure in the world of film and politics.
